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Adam Ray's bio: Well, the story of this kid begins in a small little suburb of Washington State called Lake Forest Park. It was there Adam ate a lot of shit food, and became what is known in today's society as a "fat kid." When the time grew near that Adam would have to fit into a suit for his Bar Mitzvah, he cut the shit, lost those childhood tits and grew up to be a man.

Comedy has always been a part of his life, ever since he had the balls to put a whoopi cushion under his 6 foot 3, 3rd grade teacher Mr. Burger. He was scolded, and pissed a bit in his pants. After graduating from the British American Drama Academy, and the University of Southern California with a BFA in acting, Adam has hit comedy clubs all over. Beginning in Seattle, and hitting London, NY, Micronesia, and LA. LA is now home, and with his debut CD "IN YOUR BOOBS" hitting ITUNES last March, and a slew of comedy shorts all over the web, there isn't any sign of slowing for this jew.

Adam's acting debut was in a fifth grade production of "The Wizard of Oz," in which Adam played the role of the Cowardly Lion. He was fat, and hairy, so it worked out great. However, it wasn't until his sophomore year of high school, when he stepped down from the starting spot on the varsity football team's offensive line, to play the role of Danny Zuko in "Grease." It was after that show that Adam thought to himself, "I think I want to do this for a living."

"I remember that day very well." Adam says. "It was one of the toughest decisions I've ever had to make. I walked down that long hallway of the lockeroom, all the way to a tiny corner that was his office. I told him that I would not be playing football for him, and instead auditioning for the play. Luckily, coach was very understanding. He paused for a moment, sighed, then looked up at me and said, "Get out of my office."

Adam is always on the move, always creating. Life can get you down in this business, but no matter what, it's always a good day to laugh.